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I was wrong. The best thing about the celeb nude leaks isn’t people not understanding how 4chan works, there’s a vastly funnier fundamental misunderstanding going on:

Celebrity victims of naked photo hack join together to sue Google $100M ‘for capitalizing on scandal rather than fixing it’

gutterowl:

kissmyasajj:

fuckyeahwarriorwomen:

duckindolans:

daughterofmulan:

theblindninja:

The Pirates Official Posters

What is this glorious looking glory.

WHAT IS THIS

Pirates (2014 film)

Set in the early Joseon Dynasty, a group led by a female pirate and another group led by a male bandit are on a mission to hunt down a whale that swallowed the royal seal bestowed on Joseon from China.

Yes!

Hello yes you have my attention.

8:00-8:05: Guests arrive
8:05-8:15: Opening remarks & general discussion
8:15-8:27: Craft corner & name tag distribution
8:27-8:37: Cracker eating/tongue twister contest
8:37-8:52: Read aloud from the newspaper comics
8:52-9:03: Eat cake
9:03-9:07: Laughter
9:07-9:20: Running charades
9:20-9:38: Finger puppet theater
9:38-9:57: Charity apple bob
9:57-10:00: Electric jitterbug dance marathon (Ladies choice)
10:00-10:09: Dance your pants off
10:09-10:41: Knock-knock jokes

Dear menu and package makers:

MUSHROOMS

ARE

NOT

VEGETABLES.

They aren’t even PLANTS.

this-is-lackluster:

Notice the one splitsecond of sheer horror before Link is horribly assimilated.

this-is-lackluster:

Notice the one splitsecond of sheer horror before Link is horribly assimilated.

captainsnoop:

Generations Arcee’s super kind G1 mom-face is really weird after like five years of IDW’s badass psycho killer Arcee. 

I guarantee you an independent third party company will make a replacement IDW head.

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