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oak23:

maivalentines:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from????

it was inside us all along

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

I’ve said it before: When I learned about the planets back in grade 2 we were told upfront that Pluto’s status as a planet was shaky at best and that it could be revoked in the future. I’m totally fine with it.

By the way, you guys leave Ceres, Makemake, Haumea and Eris behind all the damn time. They’re part of the family too!

Everybody’s image captions of “Hail Hydra” are in all caps.

Like, did you not watch the movie or something?

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

Yeah but you also have clitorises

kitten-burrito:

gooldust:

I’m still laughing at the Diddy Kong Racing Official Soundtrack. Nintendo shaped the CD like Diddy Kong’s head.

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Like, it wasn’t a circle. People tried to put it in their stereos and broke them. Like, happy 90’s Nintendo! Great job!

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micthemicrophone:

its-boo-nedict:

midnightbex:

everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

miggylol:

epic4chan:

Australian possum vs American possum  画

I had this exact conversation with an Australian friend. She was startled and said that oh, she must have just heard a possum outside her window.
Me: “OH GOD CLOSE YOUR WINDOW RIGHT NOW D:”
After an amusingly long circular conversation where she thought I was irrationally scared of the adorable little animal on the left, we figured out that we were discussing two very different animals. She sent me a picture, I awwed. Then I sent her a picture.
"WHAT IS THAT THING?!"

The last time I saw one that wasn’t roadkill, it was hissing at me from the shadows of a dark driveway I was walking past and I just bolted for a good hundred feet or so out of reflex.

This may be the only time the US wins in a head to head competition for scarier animals with Australia.

the one marsupial we do have, and it’s this fucking thing

There was a mix up and we got Australia’s Possum. 

micthemicrophone:

its-boo-nedict:

midnightbex:

everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

miggylol:

epic4chan:

Australian possum vs American possum 

I had this exact conversation with an Australian friend. She was startled and said that oh, she must have just heard a possum outside her window.

Me: “OH GOD CLOSE YOUR WINDOW RIGHT NOW D:”

After an amusingly long circular conversation where she thought I was irrationally scared of the adorable little animal on the left, we figured out that we were discussing two very different animals. She sent me a picture, I awwed. Then I sent her a picture.

"WHAT IS THAT THING?!"

The last time I saw one that wasn’t roadkill, it was hissing at me from the shadows of a dark driveway I was walking past and I just bolted for a good hundred feet or so out of reflex.

This may be the only time the US wins in a head to head competition for scarier animals with Australia.

the one marsupial we do have, and it’s this fucking thing

There was a mix up and we got Australia’s Possum. 

flyinggayflag:

battlingperfection:

elizaschu:

BUT ITS LITTLE FEETSIES
IT HAS FEETFEEEEEET
FUZZY LITTLE SLIPPERED BUNNY FEET

it looks so majestic

IT LOOKS LIKE A POKEMON 

flyinggayflag:

battlingperfection:

elizaschu:

BUT ITS LITTLE FEETSIES

IT HAS FEET
FEEEEEET

FUZZY LITTLE SLIPPERED BUNNY FEET

it looks so majestic

IT LOOKS LIKE A POKEMON 

syringe:

rucet:

magical girl rose would be like
magical girl jade’s
uh
arch rival or something
god i need to go to bed

someone stop me.
i really want this.

syringe:

rucet:

magical girl rose would be like

magical girl jade’s

uh

arch rival or something

god i need to go to bed

someone stop me.

i really want this.

dynaroo: