where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from????
it was inside us all along
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND
I’ve said it before: When I learned about the planets back in grade 2 we were told upfront that Pluto’s status as a planet was shaky at best and that it could be revoked in the future. I’m totally fine with it.
By the way, you guys leave Ceres, Makemake, Haumea and Eris behind all the damn time. They’re part of the family too!
Everybody’s image captions of “Hail Hydra” are in all caps.
Like, did you not watch the movie or something?
it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob
what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob
Because we have vaginas
Yeah but you also have clitorises
I’m still laughing at the Diddy Kong Racing Official Soundtrack. Nintendo shaped the CD like Diddy Kong’s head.
Like, it wasn’t a circle. People tried to put it in their stereos and broke them. Like, happy 90’s Nintendo! Great job!
Australian possum vs American possum 画
I had this exact conversation with an Australian friend. She was startled and said that oh, she must have just heard a possum outside her window.
Me: “OH GOD CLOSE YOUR WINDOW RIGHT NOW D:”
After an amusingly long circular conversation where she thought I was irrationally scared of the adorable little animal on the left, we figured out that we were discussing two very different animals. She sent me a picture, I awwed. Then I sent her a picture.
"WHAT IS THAT THING?!"
The last time I saw one that wasn’t roadkill, it was hissing at me from the shadows of a dark driveway I was walking past and I just bolted for a good hundred feet or so out of reflex.
This may be the only time the US wins in a head to head competition for scarier animals with Australia.
the one marsupial we do have, and it’s this fucking thing
There was a mix up and we got Australia’s Possum.
BUT ITS LITTLE FEETSIES
IT HAS FEET
FUZZY LITTLE SLIPPERED BUNNY FEET
it looks so majestic
IT LOOKS LIKE A POKEMON
magical girl rose would be like
magical girl jade’s
arch rival or something
god i need to go to bed
someone stop me.
i really want this.